End of the world?
I was watching TV tonight and I saw a commercial for Lincoln. They claim to be offering “Employee Pricing Plus” which would allow potential buyers to pay the same price that employees pay–plus additional cash back.
But what happens if an employee buys a car? Doesn’t this launch a never ending cycle of cash back, leading to lower employee prices, leading to more cash back, and so on until the earth folds down upon itself in a fiery tornado of death? Or at least until the car is free?