Chicken Pancakes for Everyone!
Friday, February 26th, 2010Barack Obama’s version of bi-partisanship is like chicken pancakes. We saw this on display at the health care summit. The two sides want brunch. Barack Obama wants pancakes. The republicans want roasted chicken. They’re at an impasse. No one will budge.
Barack Obama says “Let’s make it a bipartisan lunch. We’ll make my pancakes, but we’ll throw a little tiny bit of chicken in the mix when we make them.” That’s how he sees bipartisanship. “I’ll keep almost everything that I want in the recipe, and I’ll mix in a little tiny bit of what you want. Everyone’s happy!”
But real bipartisanship isn’t making chicken pancakes that no one in their right mind would want to eat. It’s manning up and figuring out that they can both live with pizza. Now, Obama won the election—maybe he gets to pick the toppings—but, if he actually cared about bipartisanship he’d be on the phone with Dominos—not trying to convince Boston Market and IHOP to deliver simultaneously.























